Bloody Piñata Game Boy Cartridge Pillow – Bloodborne x Viva Piñata Spoof | Retro Gamer Throw Pillow | Humorous Dark Comedy Decor
Fear the Old Blood? Wait ’til you discover the terrors of… Candy Blood!
Just when the Hunter thought he’d seen it all in Yharnam, he’s transported to a new, terrifyingly vibrant land. Welcome to the world of “Bloody Piñata,” a deceptively cheerful nightmare captured on this classic Game Boy cartridge throw pillow – a legendary game that could only exist in the most wonderfully twisted imaginations!
Our custom “cartridge label” for “Bloody Piñata” (sporting a suspiciously sweet Viva Piñata-style logo!) sets a truly bizarre scene. As shown in the image, the grim Hunter finds himself on a quaint bridge, weapons in hand, amidst a world bursting with unnerving color and flora. Two curious piñatas eye him with a mix of innocence and something else… something sugary? He’s here to investigate a new, nefarious kind of blood, one far more insidious than he’s ever faced: Candy Blood! Is it the source of this land’s vibrant life, or a saccharine curse more dangerous than any beastly scourge?
A Pillow That’s Both Sweet and Sinister. This isn’t just a pillow; it’s a statement. A testament to your exquisite taste for dark humor and gaming, this throw pillow brings the absurdity home:
- Iconic Game Boy Design: Perfectly shaped like an original Game Boy cartridge, it’s an instant nostalgia trip for any gamer.
- Perfectly Sized Oddity: A 14 inch by 14 inch square throw pillow, ideal for adding a splash of colorful dread to your couch, bed, or gaming chair.
- Durable & Vivid: Crafted from 100% spun polyester, ensuring the pillow retains its shape and the shockingly cheerful-yet-grim artwork stays vibrant.
- Sleek Finish: Features a beige plastic zipper with a metal head for a polished look and easy cover removal.
- Voluminous Comfort: Ships with a vacuum-packed insert made from recycled polyester, plumping up to offer surprising comfort for such a disturbing concept.
- Dual-Sided Design: The unique double-sided print showcases the “Bloody Piñata” madness from every angle.
Care for Your Candy-Coated Nightmare:
Keep your Hunter looking his best (even when surrounded by piñatas): Remove the pillow cover. Pre-treat stains with a soft cloth or bristle brush soaked in warm soapy water. Machine wash, max 40°C (104°F), normal cycle. Do not bleach. Tumble dry on low. Do not dry-clean. Iron, steam, or dry on low heat only. Fluff to reshape when reassembling.
A Gift That Screams (Sweetly). Looking for a gift that will make gamers laugh, then shudder, then laugh again? The “Bloody Piñata” pillow is a one-of-a-kind present for fans of Bloodborne, Viva Piñata (for the truly ironic), dark humor, and unique gaming collectibles.
Embrace the sweet terror and add this “Bloody Piñata” Game Boy cartridge pillow to your collection. It’s a delightfully deranged piece that will have everyone talking!